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End of the Year Special! - These are back until January 5th!

Since it’s the special, we do customized designs. For example, if you want one with ‘Musician’, ‘Animator’, ‘Programmer’, or anything else, send us an ask and we got you.

There are tees, hoodies, sweatshirts, and mugs. 

https://teespring.com/stores/writing-prompts

lady-perun

I bought the writer one ages ago and I still have people stopping me to read it. Last guy that did was a barista at Starbucks. He high fived me and agreed.

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redangelisticnote

Storytime. Last year I bought the ‘Being a musician is…’ hoodie and wore it to the pub I always go to. I ordered a beer and the bartender/owner inspected my hoodie, looked me in the eye, and said ‘So what instrument do you play?’ I explained to him that I am the lead guitarist in a rock band and he asked me if he could listen to one of our songs. I pulled out my phone and opened Soundcloud. He loved it and asked if the band could play that Saturday in his pub! I accepted.

This got me thinking so I decided to visit three other pubs and landed another gig! The rest of the band got super hyped and we all ordered the musician hoodie. We were thinking BIG. We made a plan to structurally visit all pubs and cafes in Berlin and that of surrounding cities. After two days of drinking beers in Berlin, I shit you not, we landed 12 gigs!

Fast-forward a year later, and we are booked for the next six months, two-three times a week! Bless this hoodie.

jellyenvy
jellies

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

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jellies

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

commandtower-solring-go

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

thehollowkidvg

SAY X3 HEWWO TO CAREER SUCCESS AND GOOD VIBES

the-hapless-ace

X3 HEWWO

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jellyenvy
jellies

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

jellies

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jellies

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

commandtower-solring-go

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

thehollowkidvg

SAY X3 HEWWO TO CAREER SUCCESS AND GOOD VIBES

the-hapless-ace

X3 HEWWO

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jellyenvy
jellies

OH I FORGOT. I SAW THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE JOB INTERVIEW I DID TODAY

jellies

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jellies

I got the job I had interviewed for in this post and they started me at $13/hr and a guaranteed 20 hours a week thanks everyone for their support in the notes abt the job interview itself and no thanks to the people who said it was cursed

commandtower-solring-go

Reblog the X3 HEWWO car of career success. Reblog for a decent job

thehollowkidvg

SAY X3 HEWWO TO CAREER SUCCESS AND GOOD VIBES

the-hapless-ace

X3 HEWWO

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v-diggety

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

goddamnshinyrock

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

fer8girl

lawful good vs chaotic good

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chaotic evil

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sexhaver
basilton

In the early years of space flight, both Russians and Americans used pencils in space. Unfortunately, pencil lead is made of graphite, a highly conductive material. Snapped graphite leads and particles in zero gravity are hugely problematic, as they will get sucked into the air ventilation or electronic equipment, easily causing shorts or fires in the pure oxygen environment of a capsule.

After the fire in Apollo 1 which killed all the astronauts on board, NASA required a writing instrument that wasn’t a fire hazard. Fisher spent over a million dollars (of his own money) creating a pressurized ball point pen, which NASA bought at $2.95 each. The Russian space program also switched over from pencils shortly after.

40 years later snide morons on the internet still snigger about it, because snide morons on the internet never know what they are talking about.

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kelbremdusk
okatu

the cuil theory

toulouselastartrek

jesus CHRIST

ehjorth

tHIS IS THE SINGLE MOST BRILLIANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD I WAS IN HYSTERICS AT 2 CUIL

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jaspervevo

i find this hilarious considering The Cuil Theory was a popular meme back in 2012, with a similar format as a popular Welcome To Nightvale meme. “weird” posts would usually have an additional reblog with “and now, the weather” in reference to WTNV but for a few months, “weird’ posts would be ended with “i give you a hamburger”. the peak of the meme was around late october of 2012, the actual video itself being published february of 2012. 

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its a meme revival

conan-rk900

And now… The weather.

ultimatebigsexy
pyonkotchi

Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power 

ghostecutioner

#if you can’t use storebought distractions homemade is fine

knight-nick

“There is nothing on the desk besides my homework. Oh. Well would you look at that. I have hands.”

zer0xdrayton

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER OF ACCIDENTAL PROCRASTINATION

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